Facebook/Whatsapp Drama (Waiguru Resignation Edition)
Hon Alfred Keter posts>>> ‘At last we have won this war against impunity, thanks to all’
(Charity Ngilu, Dikembe Disembe and 976 others like this)
Hon Moses Kuria: Which war? Go and yap at gilgil weigh-bridge.
Hon Charity Ngilu: Ouch ati Kuria is the Brains behind jubilee, nowonder nothing good is coming from this government
Hon Aden Duale: Ngilu, shut up! enda ukacheze na Kalonzo
Senator Muthama: Nkt @Duale I thought you are busy representing us in the hague? Kelele tu.
Hon Gladys Wanga: @Muthama I heard they were just sleeping and wearing Sheng’ t-shirts.
CS Rachel Omamo: Chietha Wanga, reason like a mother.
Wakili Kethi Kilonzo: How do women reason? ama kama Waiguru Kununua Dildos?
Senator Mike Sonko:@ Gladys which tshirts are you talking about? Ama ulitaka tustrip
Hon Rachel Shebesh: Haha Kethi ati kununua nini??*dead*
Hon Waititu aka BabaYao: Shebesh is ever horny, vitu kama izo lazima angecomment!
His Lordship Mayor George Aladwa: Hehe and which doctor relieved waIkulu from heavy duties, is it the mighty Mugo wa Wairimu?
Hon Jakoyo Midiwo: Aladwa, I think ni Dr. Ring Ding.
Mutahi Ngunyi: These goons instead of talking about their ODM stolen laptops and victories, they are discussing nothing.
Mugo Wa Wairimu: @Mutahi thats why they will always be watching as we take power
Governor Joho: Kaka unajua power gani? ama ile ya kutoa wanawake suruali?
Chief Justice Willy Mutunga: My people dont go personal, remember Pope is coming.
DP Ruto: Sure Pope is coming, lets love each other(Crying)
Erick Gangu: Yes, let’s love our neighbors as we love their lands.
Senator Khalwale: Hope some people wont cry infront of the pope.
Pastor Ng’ang’a: Khalwale people use must common sense, why think say only cry? Pope are not child just cry (hiyo grammer jo!)
‘Plagiarist’ Prof P.L.O Lumumba: Now the humble language of the queen has been deformed to the worst of photicomic. This act is nomianic and pulca as for altrabigonous of the queen.
KNUT Boss Sossion: Hehe, Lumumba and Ng’ang’a should be used as examples of ‘opposites’.
Dennis Itumbi: Sossion hater, thats why your team wasn’t paid.
Hon Paul Muite: What is this boy talking about? Kijana concentrate on telling citizens the use of Condom and dildo dispensers in the government office, leave teachers alone.
Senator James Orengo: Tell him senior counsel
Governor Kabogo: Ile solidarity account ya cord na wslimu iliibiwa pia asubuhi? @Orengo toa receipts ka mlitransfer.
Senator Prof Anyang’ Nyong’o: Those who dont know how fools argue, should listen to Kabogo.
Governor Isaac Ruto: Hahaha Nyong’o!
‘President’ Abduba Dida: Hio ni kali baba Lupita, wapi Dj Creme amix
Hon Raphael Tuju: Hello Dida, long time mwalimu president.
President A Dida: @Tuju am a family man, taking care of my wives.
Top comic Owago Nyiro: Dida ukisema “wives’, watu wengine wanaumia. Ichieni!
Hon Tuju: Nkt!