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HILARIOUS: SECRET WHATSAPP chat conversation by TOP LEADERS on CS Waiguru RESIGNATION

HILARIOUS: SECRET WHATSAPP chat conversation by TOP LEADERS on CS Waiguru RESIGNATION

November 24, 2015 Leave a Comment

Facebook/Whatsapp Drama (Waiguru Resignation Edition)

Hon Alfred Keter posts>>> ‘At last we have won this war against impunity, thanks to all’
(Charity Ngilu, Dikembe Disembe and 976 others like this)

Hon Moses Kuria: Which war? Go and yap at gilgil weigh-bridge.

Hon Charity Ngilu: Ouch ati Kuria is the Brains behind jubilee, nowonder nothing good is coming from this government

Hon Aden Duale: Ngilu, shut up! enda ukacheze na Kalonzo

Senator Muthama: Nkt @Duale I thought you are busy representing us in the hague? Kelele tu.

Hon Gladys Wanga: @Muthama I heard they were just sleeping and wearing Sheng’ t-shirts.

CS Rachel Omamo: Chietha Wanga, reason like a mother.

Wakili Kethi Kilonzo: How do women reason? ama kama Waiguru Kununua Dildos?

Senator Mike Sonko:@ Gladys which tshirts are you talking about? Ama ulitaka tustrip

Hon Rachel Shebesh: Haha Kethi ati kununua nini??*dead*

Hon Waititu aka BabaYao: Shebesh is ever horny, vitu kama izo lazima angecomment!

His Lordship Mayor George Aladwa: Hehe and which doctor relieved waIkulu from heavy duties, is it the mighty Mugo wa Wairimu?

Hon Jakoyo Midiwo: Aladwa, I think ni Dr. Ring Ding.

Mutahi Ngunyi: These goons instead of talking about their ODM stolen laptops and victories, they are discussing nothing.

Mugo Wa Wairimu: @Mutahi thats why they will always be watching as we take power

Governor Joho: Kaka unajua power gani? ama ile ya kutoa wanawake suruali?

Chief Justice Willy Mutunga: My people dont go personal, remember Pope is coming.

DP Ruto: Sure Pope is coming, lets love each other(Crying)

Erick Gangu: Yes, let’s love our neighbors as we love their lands.

Senator Khalwale: Hope some people wont cry infront of the pope.

Pastor Ng’ang’a: Khalwale people use must common sense, why think say only cry? Pope are not child just cry (hiyo grammer jo!)

‘Plagiarist’ Prof P.L.O Lumumba: Now the humble language of the queen has been deformed to the worst of photicomic. This act is nomianic and pulca as for altrabigonous of the queen.

KNUT Boss Sossion: Hehe, Lumumba and Ng’ang’a should be used as examples of ‘opposites’.

Dennis Itumbi: Sossion hater, thats why your team wasn’t paid.

Hon Paul Muite: What is this boy talking about? Kijana concentrate on telling citizens the use of Condom and dildo dispensers in the government office, leave teachers alone.

Senator James Orengo: Tell him senior counsel

Governor Kabogo: Ile solidarity account ya cord na wslimu iliibiwa pia asubuhi? @Orengo toa receipts ka mlitransfer.

Senator Prof Anyang’ Nyong’o: Those who dont know how fools argue, should listen to Kabogo.

Governor Isaac Ruto: Hahaha Nyong’o!

‘President’ Abduba Dida: Hio ni kali baba Lupita, wapi Dj Creme amix

Hon Raphael Tuju: Hello Dida, long time mwalimu president.

President A Dida: @Tuju am a family man, taking care of my wives.

Top comic Owago Nyiro: Dida ukisema “wives’, watu wengine wanaumia. Ichieni!

Hon Tuju: Nkt!

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