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Facebook Update on Favourite Fruit Goes Viral, What Each Means About You.

Facebook Update on Favourite Fruit Goes Viral, What Each Means About You.

August 18, 2017 Leave a Comment

Blueberry: I’m single, hot and in need of a relationship.

Pineapple: It’s complicated, just about to quit, soon to be available. Currently holding to nothing.

Raspberry: I’m a touch and go woman, I don’t keep relationships, I get bored dating or doing the same man for more than six months. I just need challenge say after 5 months.

Apple: Engaged, contented. Happy and ready to start a family.

Cherry: In a relationship that is so far going very well.

Banana: I’m married and content.  It’s boring but it’s what life gave me.

Avocado: I’m the “other one”, oh yes, been doing someone”s husband and now am entangled,  I can’t move on…

Strawberry: Can’t find the right one, just sampling. Tired of the rapid changes.

Lemon: Wish I was single, in a boring relationship. Nothing exciting.

Grape: Wants to get married, am bitter with the state of affairs, I need to move up the chain of love. Age is catching up.

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