Blueberry: I’m single, hot and in need of a relationship.
Pineapple: It’s complicated, just about to quit, soon to be available. Currently holding to nothing.
Raspberry: I’m a touch and go woman, I don’t keep relationships, I get bored dating or doing the same man for more than six months. I just need challenge say after 5 months.
Apple: Engaged, contented. Happy and ready to start a family.
Cherry: In a relationship that is so far going very well.
Banana: I’m married and content. It’s boring but it’s what life gave me.
Avocado: I’m the “other one”, oh yes, been doing someone”s husband and now am entangled, I can’t move on…
Strawberry: Can’t find the right one, just sampling. Tired of the rapid changes.
Lemon: Wish I was single, in a boring relationship. Nothing exciting.
Grape: Wants to get married, am bitter with the state of affairs, I need to move up the chain of love. Age is catching up.