Jubilee Gives Up on Duale: Uhuru Orders His Arrest
The Jubilee coalition government has thrown in their towel on the Majority Leader Aden Duale, for his contagious verbal diarrhea.
This is after Duale sparked yet another storm in Parliament by implying that the CORD leaders have been giving Al Shabaab languages lessons (english and kiswahili) in an unknown location.
The multi-talented Duale, who can talk and piss you off at the same time, has been known to talk first and think later causing peopleâ€™s jaws to drop involuntarily.
â€œDuale never slows down to think; itâ€™s too painful to spend times with his own thoughts,â€ a concerned citizen who chose to remain anonymous said of Duale.
The Majority Leader is on record telling Al Shabaab terrorists not to bomb their fellow Somalis in Eastleigh, advising them instead to do it elsewhere.
Aden Duale has also been working to annex Kenya to Somalia, saying â€œKenya belongs to Somalia since 70% of Kenya (North Eastern) is occupied by Somalis.â€
â€œA Somali woman is now Kenyaâ€™s Foreign Minister. Forty per cent of students at Kenyaâ€™s universities are Somalis. Eighty per cent of the fuel trade in this country is managed by Somalis. Eighty per cent of all goods imported into the country is done so by Somali businessmen. Real Estate developments are run by Somalis. So, Kenya must be the new Somalia. No?â€ Duale was quoted saying.
â€œIt is these statements have convinced the Jubilee leadership that Dualeâ€™s cunningly mounted fantasies hide a celebrated lunacy. The president has ordered his lock up for his own good, to save Duale from himself,â€ a senior government official told I-Blurb.
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