Dear Barack,
This whole thing about Darfur is a lie. As a muslim, I could not have killed all those people. It is not fair that the western world targets Africans aimlessly.
Barack,
Since you were inaugurated as President of the United States, continental Africa thought there would exists a policy shift, recognising that our continent is still partially wild.
The people of Sudan have no qualms seeing me visiting your country. But, now I am being told you have denied me a Visa, and threatened to hand me over to the ICC.
Barack,
Currently, the IGAD member states have my country, Sudan, and Kenya, on trial at the ICC. Around the time I wanted to visit, my southern neighbour, Uhuru Kenyatta, president of your father’s country, is also on trial, so is his deputy, William Ruto.
Is this fair Barack. . .is it fair Obama?
Inshallah.
Ps. Please give me my Visa! I want to come. If anything, even Mugabe will be coming.
Sincerely,
Omar Al’ Bashir.
Strongman president.