Legendary in-laws Gor Mahia and AFC Leopards are set to meet at Kasarani a few hours from now in a match that peaceful violence will most likely break out. For the two teams, it is always more than football but a complex mix of culture, tradition and modernity, with a surplus of barbarism that chills the blood of city traders whenever the green army meets their western in-laws.
Gor Mahia, the only national institution in Kenya managed by fanatic Luo intellectuals (read goons) will be looking forward to prove a point to their Ingwe in-laws, who, by no means, are also prepared to temper , and if possible humiliate the harmless soldiers.
Among other things which may fly today are stones, teargas and other projectiles Â this writer cannot get the correct words to describe. The good thing is; whatever happens, the in-laws will share the cost of human damage, for it is likely that a few people will be thoroughly managed by the recocheting ammunitions.
K’ogalo eeeeeeh!!!! K’ogalo aaaaaaaah!!!! Ingwe eeeeeh!!!!!! Ingwe aaaaaah!!!!!
My the well fired projectiles hit the confused head Bang! Bang! BANG! And yes, if after the duel your wares are taken away, don’t worry, all wealth belong to the state! Finally, a lot of beer will be ‘eaten’ today.