HERE is another EMBARRASSING Tweet from President Uhuru !

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On Tuesday Uhuru made mistake in a tweet congratulating Kenyan athlete in Beijing, the Nation Media Group termed it a ”BLONDE Moment”….. Now, today the president tweets a photo that he claims to be of Farmers, well, the photo was a mistake, just check out if indeed the 1st photo captures a farmer anywhere near […]

SAD: Moses Kuria reveals he was bullied in high school

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For the first time, Moses Kuria yesterday appeared to reveal the reason behind his virulent outbursts. He was bullied while in secondary school. He did not elaborate the nature of bullying, haters have since claimed that he might have been sodomized or something worse during his high school days. “Some people have tried to link […]

April Fools: President Uhuru secretly marries second wife Waiguru

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President Uhuru Kenyatta paid dowry to his second wife, cabinet secretary Anne Waiguru in a highly private ceremony attended by long distant relatives and the president’s childhood friends. Waiguru, who was to be named in the EACC scandal was spared the shame when news reached EACC that they are dealing with the President’s sweetheart. Kenya’s […]

PHOTO: MP’s wife caught having sex with man in the bush

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This photo above is alleged to belong to the wife of a serving MP in the 11th parliament. The MP comes from Easten region (Ukambani). She was caught having sex with a man in a bush in her constituency. Kenya Today is still verifying the names we’ve received but cannot publish the same as at […]

SHOCKING CONFESSION by Huddah Monroe: I RUINED my BODY with DRUGS

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Kenya’s Instagram queen Huddah Monroe has revealed details of how she heavily abused drugs before joining Big Brother Africa, The Chase in 2013. Huddah posted a nude picture of well-toned body which she said was taken in 2011. She said between then and joining BBA two years later, she abused drugs, something that ruined her […]

There is need to Ban Political Rallies

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By Mtoto Mdogo The word rally means a lot in its context but what I would want to talk about is. “An event in which competitors drive through a series of timed special stages at intervals”. The one in focus in of no doubt political rallies. A lot has been said about making Kenya better […]

Robert Alai: The late Senator Gerald Otieno Kajwang may have been POISONED,

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Robert Alai says>>> Some senior Doctor has just told me that someone bleeds in death because he/she swallowed something which interferes with clotting of blood. Otieno Kajwang’ did not die of heart attack. He was poisoned. We should investigate who poisoned him. This ‘heart attack’ story stinks. Halafu hii heart attack where someone bleeds infinitely […]

How Often Married People Are HAVING SEX, here are the FACTS !

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It’s often thought that when you tie the knot, your sex life all but dies. From hectic work schedules to kids’ demands, roadblocks to doing the deed can seem endless. You may find yourself wondering, “Is our sex life normal?” We’re here to tell you that there is no normal — sex is different for […]

How Fit Is Your Dick, Exactly? The SexFit Ring Knows All the Answers

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Are you fucking at your full potential? Are you really giving it all with your dick? How are you to know, you may wonder. A new device is here to help you make sure you get your dick in shape for maximum sex mastery. How fit is your dick, exactly? According to the Daily Dot, […]

HILARIOUS: Eugene Wamalwa’s NEW ROLE while in Washington USA

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>These are our two great sons of Bukusuland Messrs Hon Sakaja Johnson and Eugene Wamalwa, they are rumoured to have been been locked of out of the Whitehouse dinner for heads of state and government. President Uhuru was only allowed to be joined by a max of four top officials including aide de camp. The […]

SHOCKING: Why Jeff Koinange was FIRED from CNN and much more

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By WHERE IS KENYA.COM We were just going through our archives and thought we would remind you why Jeff Koinange was fired from CNN. Actually, scratch that, he did a horrible interview today so we think it’s entirely appropriate to drag in his past here. Back in the day, a leading American website quoting official […]

Uhuru’s STATEHOUSE Comptroller IMPREGNATED and ABANDONED College Girl

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Lawrence Lenayapa, the Comptroller of President Uhuru Kenyatta’s State House A twenty-four-year-old woman is accusing one of Kenya’s most powerful man for being a ‘dead beat father’. Vivianne Nyange claims Lawrence Lenayapa, the Comptroller of President Uhuru Kenyatta’s State House impregnated her when she was a third-year student at a college in Voi. Vivianne recalls […]

UPDATED Masaku Sevens in pictures: PHOTOS of holy SHIT

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There is a telling joke amongst Masaku Sevens rugby fans: Nobody knows who won! It is the common answer you are likely to get when you ask many of the hundreds who attended the three-day tournament. “I didn’t actually see most of the games,” confesses Natasha Gacheri a 23-year-old university student. “Very Few people  actually […]