I used to hate Kikuyus with a passion. In my mind, they were the reason “us Luos” were underdeveloped. Kikuyu land sounded like the land of milk and honey. They had all the good things “we” deserved but didn’t get. Anything Kikuyu was an anathema. Kikuyu women were evil conniving creatures just waiting to take […]
Following the viral story about ‘state-imposed’ polygamy that sent Twitter in Kenya and Nigeria into a frenzy, Nairobi Senator Mike Sonko has revealed that two Eritrean women have visited him. The outspoken Senator posted images of the visit on social media, jumping on the viral trend that governed social media for the better part of […]
The curse of disrespecting the father of morden democracy in Kenya has finally caught up with Hon Magerer Langat, the alleged former Jubilee mole stationed in Orange house has now been rejected by even goats in the upcoming Kericho senate race>>> see Photo below
FLORES, Argentina â€“ Cynthia Agustina Francis, wife of Pope Francis, has sought official annulment ofÂ her 38-year marriage, citing â€œestrangement after prolonged separationâ€, according to court papers filed in Buenos Aires. The move comes just hours after the Pope reformed the annulment process by which Catholics may officially invalidateÂ a marriage and still receive Holy Communion. According […]
On Tuesday Uhuru made mistake in a tweet congratulating Kenyan athlete in Beijing, the Nation Media Group termed it a ”BLONDE Moment”….. Now, today the president tweets a photo that he claims to be of Farmers, well, the photo was a mistake, just check out if indeed the 1st photo captures a farmer anywhere near […]
The picture speaks for self! The top boys are in pain, but heeeeei they handled it!! kweli, kuwa rais ama waziri mkuu ni gharama Meanwhile the editors at NMG did super job to ensure the picture doesnt distort the message!
“Mutahi Ngunyi’s apology should be accompanied with…. 1. A letter of registration as life member of ODM. 2. A cheque of any such monies as the Luo Council of Elders shall determine, proceeds whereof shall go the funeral arrangements of Ker Riaga Ogallo. 3. Three packets of Sugar; one from Mumias, one from Chemelil and […]
A cake shaped like the general area of a man shouldn’t be fed to children, food experts now say. Eating the cake raises fundamental ethical questions as it literally confirms the existence of ‘blow jobs’ in adult relationships. Would you order dick shaped cake for your son’s birthday?
For the first time, Moses Kuria yesterday appeared to reveal the reason behind his virulent outbursts. He was bullied while in secondary school. He did not elaborate the nature of bullying, haters have since claimed that he might have been sodomized or something worse during his high school days. “Some people have tried to link […]
Aging lunatic presidential candidate madam Katherine Kingwa Kamencu allegedily displayed her mamaries to the public at a popular bus stop in Nairobi. The picture quickly went viral with others saying madam Kingwa is truely a head of Kenyans. She may be protesting the loss of the Labour party in the just concluded general election in […]
President Uhuru Kenyatta paid dowry to his second wife, cabinet secretary Anne Waiguru in a highly private ceremony attended by long distant relatives and the president’s childhood friends. Waiguru, who was to be named in the EACC scandal was spared the shame when news reached EACC that they are dealing with the President’s sweetheart. Kenya’s […]
This photo above is alleged to belong to the wife of a serving MP in the 11th parliament. The MP comes from Easten region (Ukambani). She was caught having sex with a man in a bush in her constituency. Kenya Today is still verifying the names we’ve received but cannot publish the same as at […]
Kenyaâ€™s Instagram queen Huddah Monroe has revealed details of how she heavily abused drugs before joining Big Brother Africa, The Chase in 2013. Huddah posted a nude picture of well-toned body which she said was taken in 2011. She said between then and joining BBA two years later, she abused drugs, something that ruined her […]
By Mtoto Mdogo The word rally means a lot in its context but what I would want to talk about is. â€œAn event in which competitors drive through a series of timed special stages at intervalsâ€. The one in focus in of no doubt political rallies. A lot has been said about making Kenya better […]
What really defines our police force? This is a trending picture of a police officer- very gross !
Robert Alai says>>> Some senior Doctor has just told me that someone bleeds in death because he/she swallowed something which interferes with clotting of blood. Otieno Kajwang’ did not die of heart attack. He was poisoned. We should investigate who poisoned him. This ‘heart attack’ story stinks. Halafu hii heart attack where someone bleeds infinitely […]
Itâ€™s often thought that when you tie the knot, your sex life all but dies. From hectic work schedules to kidsâ€™ demands, roadblocks to doing the deed can seem endless. You may find yourself wondering, â€œIs our sex life normal?â€ Weâ€™re here to tell you that there is no normal â€” sex is different for […]
As others were glued on the screen for the other day’s ICC status conference, former radio queen Ciku Muiruri’s eyes were on a particular cop who was at work trying to calm down Sonko and his followers. Through Facebook she posted a photo of the cop and posted her thoughts. As expected, men were on […]
Are you fucking at your full potential? Are you really giving it all with your dick? How are you to know, you may wonder. A new device is here to help you make sure you get your dick in shape for maximum sex mastery. How fit is your dick, exactly? According to the Daily Dot, […]
>These are our two great sons of Bukusuland Messrs Hon Sakaja Johnson and Eugene Wamalwa, they are rumoured to have been been locked of out of the Whitehouse dinner for heads of state and government. President Uhuru was only allowed to be joined by a max of four top officials including aide de camp. The […]